I would pound my head with it!
We're getting 100% of our Algebra I done this summer if it kills us.
Right now it's only-
making my head hurt
making me strongly dislike Middleman's whiney ways
making me listen and watch Middleman do everything he can to squirm out of doing fractional exponents and scientific notation
not letting him go to the pool with his buddy Alexis
making him grimace in anger and frustration
knowing that yesterday he did as little as possible to get by
I need a Drumstick!
(pray for me 'cause the hammer sure is a lot less calories than a drumstick!)